If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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