let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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