Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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