He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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