When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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