What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I think I just sharted jello shots
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