Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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