I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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