But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
