if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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