So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
