I look better un-naked...
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
We are two peas in an std pod
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
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