no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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