I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
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