haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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