i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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