I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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