About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
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Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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