operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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