Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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