if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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