I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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