Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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