Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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