normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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