Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
