I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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