is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
