And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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