I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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