Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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