1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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