normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
