I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
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