what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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