Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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