This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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