and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize
