So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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