I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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