I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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