One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i dont even know how to be here
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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