yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Can you bring me the toilet please
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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