You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
you didnt know i had herpes?
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Randomize
