I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Randomize
