You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Randomize
