This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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