ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
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