David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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