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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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